How to be annoying in 10 ways

Ok this is utterly random but it felt like this message needed to be established so this is how to seriously annoy someone.

This is great for a laugh and just something to do!!!

1. Find out a song that your target really hates. For example if i chose almost any of the boys in my class this is the song that really winds them up- The banana song from charlie the unicorn. Me and lucy obviously have nothing better to do with our lives so we learnt the lyrics!!!

2. Look in a dictionary for a really odd word and every time you talk to your target make sure you add in that word.this is awesome when the word is absoulutly nothing to do with what your talking about.

3. Make animal sounds- Its a classic!!!

4. Say everything in a sarcastic voice so it often sounds like you are making fun of someone when you are complimenting eg. "Hey nice top, i hear (insert colour/pattern here) is supposed to be really in this season!" in a sarcastic voice.

5. When ever they ask you a question reply- Sure, would you like fries with that.

6.Call them a odd nickname like- Hobo, Lumberjack, Moob or vinigar and call them that after everything you say

7. jump up and down on one leg and sing jingle bells until they leave

8.START SINGING 'here we go round the mulbrey bush in a creepy voice.

9.when they speak to you say sorry, could you repeat that a bit louder? then when they do say- theres no need to shout! you need to be in the middle like this- make akward honking noises.

10. Be yourself. I'm sure your pretty annoying