They are compact,
They come in a range of colours (red, black, blue, dark blue, purple. etc)
They help to improve your life style,
They are fairly cheap,
They can be bought at most supermarkets,
They are very popular,
They make you very popular.
You do realise we're talking about blackberry the fruit right?
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Have you ever sat on your computer and simply wondered 'Whats on telly tonite' or 'whats for lunch tomorrow'. sure everyone does but the other main thing people wonder is ' Whos on the other end of this screen?'
I did a survey and these are the results of what people think of me...
Never really thought of her
Cool
Pretty (yay!!!)
Weird (oh thanks!)
Alright (that the best you can do?)
Ditzy
Fashion obsessed
A good friend who is great with clothes (thx)
Cool (again)
Pretty (again)
Odd
Hyper
Sweet
What to say!!!???
hmmm a range of answers!!!!
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This list is for people who get bored but dont want to get into trouble, if you dont mind getting in trouble check out how to annoy the teacher. I often get bored in class, its just so... boring.
1. Draw smiley faces on your fingers and do a mini puppet show.
2. Do your hair in a french twist and hold it in place with a pencil.
3. See how long you can hold your breath for and repeat until you beat it.
4. Eat.
5. Poke who ever sits next to you and pretend you are listening to the teacher when they look around.
6. Make your face turn red and pretent to be a chipmunk.
7. Have a mini thumb war with your self.
8. Attempt to draw a manga version of yourself.
9. play finger pinball.
10. Read with your book hidden under the table.
11. Rate all the people in your class on looks, funniness and sweetness.
11. Think of a word and say it in your head/ whisper it until it looses its meaning.
12. Doodle on a peice of paper or all over your hand.
13. Make up a song.
14. Revise a songs lyrics in your head.
15. Draw a mustache on your finger and hold it beneath your nose breathing really heavily. (credit to lucy)
16. Rate all the people in your class on looks, funniness and sweetness.
16. Make eye contact and tell them to stop staring (credit also to lucy)
17. If you spot somebody gossiping attempt to lip read their conversation. also plug your fingers into your ears and try to lip read the teacher.
18. learn the alphabet backwards.
19. Draw in the corner of a pad and make a mini flipbook.
20. Count how many times the teacher says the word like or ummm during the lesson because she like probably says it like ummm 15 times you know like overall.
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These are my top 7 emotional songs because they nearly make me cryy!!! btw- They are in no order, they're all equally epic!
Jessie j- Who you are
This song is about really being the person you were born as and not posing as someone your not. It is a real benifitial song and really could help people who are going through things like that. Its unlike alot of her songs as it is quite depressing.
Birdy- Skinny love
I really dont know why i picked this song. Its just so beautiful and emotional and its background music with her voice makes an incredible mix. Lovely song!!!
Coldplay-Fix you
What can i say. Its an amazing song and it weaves in moments in life that you will come across that bring you down. Probably my fave song!!! Check out the lyrics and you will realise how important this really is to mee :)
Professer green feat. emeli sanders -Read all about it
This song was apparently too emotional soo i really think it deserves a place on this chart. The music company had to put emeli Sanders in to stop it being to personal as the song was writtin about his dad.
Charline soria- Wherever you will go
Such a beautiful song sung by a beautiful voice. For most it is a really hard song to sing as the whole way through the song is on a really low key but she makes it sound amazing.
Damien rice- Cannonball
I really dont know why i just think its a really nice song!
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Hi randomers!
So my bf Charlie just made her first (maybe second) website, aww how sweet ikuw website!
And she would like some visitors so would everyone pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeee visit it.
Click the link below pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeee!!!
bye, hayley
ps. The website we all make our websites on (lol) is webnode so shout out to themm!!!
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Well this list could go on forever and ever and ever and ever but i have chosen the 15 most weired things about moi!!!!
1. I think you should look good asleep so i put lipstick or gloss on just before i turn out the light!!!
2. I luv awesome socks!! like these!!! go converse xxx
3. I bring makeup to school- A girl should always look her best!!!
4. I paint extremely odd things on my nails like pacman, cupcakes or googly eyes.
5. I have a phobia of footballs, hockey balls and tennis balls- Despite the fact that i have recently competed in a hockey comp, never again!
6. I have an unusaul addiction to billy bear ham. yep!
7. My guilty pleasure is watching barbie movies with my lil sister!
11. Purple marshmellows!!!
12. Smosh!!!
14. I hate eggs, Tuna, Cheese and buttercream icing!
15. I haattte justin beiber :p
16. I have a spot on my chin.
17. whaat?? what did i say. why yoo laughin!!!
18. Heyy i missed out number 8. 9. and 10. what the heck!?
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I don't like noses.
You know why?
1. How they look-
On most polls i find that the majority of people vote their nose as their worst facial feature for being to big, small or pointy. It is also one of my worst facial features.
2. They bleed alot-
Like almost everyone on this earth has experienced a nose bleed right? well would this happen if we didn't have noses? no, of course it wouldn't!!!
3. They make noises-
Sneezes. Did you know that one lady (that had nothing to do with her life) sneezed for 978 days on end, really? Also when we sneeze some people have a chee (really quiet which is ok) and some people make a big deal by honking really loudly.
4.What they are used for-
This one is too obvious. So in my school i must see about 20 people a day walking around with their fingers shoved up their noses! Its just gross and it gives me the squirms seeing them EAT it aswell ewwwwww!!!!
5. They smell-
This one is more of a fact. So thanks to charlotte i have found my 5th reason- they smell. Did you know if you dont wash your nose every day or so it will start to smell? Its just like your underarms, they will stink if they are not washed!!!
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Ok i dont know why you would do this but here it goes!!!
So this morning i woke up and i was really thirsty so i went and made myself a cup of tea but it was too hot. So i got a cup of vimto to drink whilst i was waiting and took a sip. Then i got hungry so i made myself some weetabix and the milk was really cold!!!
So i drank some tea to warm my mouth up but it burnt my mouth so i drank the vimto and i got toothache.
Ta-Da!!!
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Ok this is utterly random but it felt like this message needed to be established so this is how to seriously annoy someone.
This is great for a laugh and just something to do!!!
1. Find out a song that your target really hates. For example if i chose almost any of the boys in my class this is the song that really winds them up- The banana song from charlie the unicorn. Me and lucy obviously have nothing better to do with our lives so we learnt the lyrics!!!
2. Look in a dictionary for a really odd word and every time you talk to your target make sure you add in that word.this is awesome when the word is absoulutly nothing to do with what your talking about.
3. Make animal sounds- Its a classic!!!
4. Say everything in a sarcastic voice so it often sounds like you are making fun of someone when you are complimenting eg. "Hey nice top, i hear (insert colour/pattern here) is supposed to be really in this season!" in a sarcastic voice.
5. When ever they ask you a question reply- Sure, would you like fries with that.
6.Call them a odd nickname like- Hobo, Lumberjack, Moob or vinigar and call them that after everything you say
7. jump up and down on one leg and sing jingle bells until they leave
8.START SINGING 'here we go round the mulbrey bush in a creepy voice.
9.when they speak to you say sorry, could you repeat that a bit louder? then when they do say- theres no need to shout! you need to be in the middle like this- make akward honking noises.
10. Be yourself. I'm sure your pretty annoying
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